CDC Wants You Prepared For The Zombie Apocalypse

It doesn't get more official than this - Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, offering advice to help you survive the inevitable rampage of the living dead.  And they put their top man raising the alarm. Director of the CDC, Rear Admiral Ali S. Khan posted a the warning yesterday in a blog:

"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."

Section titles such as 'A Brief History of Zombies', 'Better Safe Than Sorry' and 'Never Fear - CDC Is Ready' should put any nervous citizens at ease.

 

Read Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse here.

Kudos to Khan for making the CDC super cool overnight (and crashing their servers in the process).